Street Spanish – Colloquial Spanish terms related to male genitalia
This lesson is part of my “Street Spanish” course which is aimed at giving you all of the necessary Spanish vocabulary and expressions for speaking colloquially in Spanish.
In this lesson we will learn various Colloquial Spanish terms related to male genitalia such as “Tocarse los huevos” (To be lazy), “Tener un par de huevos” (To be brave) or “Acojonado” (Scared).
The Spanish vocabulary and expressions that you will find in this course are not the kind that you will find in regular textbooks and some should be used with caution as they are quite vulgar, but I want to give you an insight into exactly how Spanish people really speak on the street.
I would like to invite you to add you own additional Spanish phrases relevant to this topic. I have listed here the Spanish phrases that I can think of, but for sure there are many many more and I would love to hear your suggestions. Please use the comment form below….
Colloquial Spanish terms related to male genitalia:
*Everything in this section is vulgar so use with caution. However, these Spanish swearwords are much more widely used metaphorically in a naughty rather than rude sense and are nothing like their literal translations in English which sound much much harsher and more aggressive.*
Testicles in Spanish: Cojones / Pelotas / Huevos
Spanish phrases related to testicles:
Tocarse los cojones / los huevos / las pelotas: To be idle or lazy
Hasta los cojones / huevos: Fed up
Ser una tocapelotas: Someone who is annoying
“Hago lo que me sale de los cojones”: I do whatever the hell I want
Tocar los cojones / los huevos / las pelotas: Annoying behaviour from someone else (e.g. “¡No me toces los huevos!”: Don’t wind me up!)
Cojonudo: Great / Ballsy
Acojonante: Impressive / Gorgeous
Cojones is also sometimes used as a suffix (e.g. “El Juan de los cojones” – “That f*****g guy Juan” or “¡Dame ya la bolsa de los cojones!” – “Give me the f*****g bag!”)
“Me importa un huevo” / “Me importa tres cojones”: “I don’t give a f**k”
“¡Y un cojón!”: “There is no way I am going to do what you say!”
Tener un par de huevos: To be brave
Costar un huevo: To be very expensive
“¡Y un huevo/cojón!”: “Yeah, right!” / “No way!”
Penis: Pene / Polla / Chorra / Nabo / Pito / Picha / Minga
Large penis: Cipote
Small penis: Pitilín
Spanish phrases related to the penis:
Ser la polla: To be awesome (e.g. “Este hotel es la polla” – “This hotel is awesome”)
Ser una pichafloja: To be a weak or shy person
Ser una pichabrava: To be a womaniser
Ser un soplapollas: To be an idiot